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... wow [Oct. 3rd, 2006|07:37 am]
I come into work, already irritated because none of my 1,600 coworkers have any parking garage etiquette to speak of, and I sit down at my desk. The first thing I see is an email forwarded to me from some idiot from the Freedom Festival committee, and it's one of those "Omg, Microsoft will give you bazillions of dollars and a shot at sainthood of you just forward this email message to everyone you know, thusly making everyone laugh at you and hit the delete button every time they see your email" messages.

Only that's not what really has my dander up, whatever that means. What has me ABSOLUTELY GAPING in horror is that someone named from the Vanderburgh County government forwarded it before my contact did. Not only did he forward it, folks, he forwarded it to SO MANY PEOPLE that the addresses, separated by semicolons and in 10-pt type, take up over five pages. *does a count on semicolons*

HE SENT THIS EMAIL TO 1,550 PEOPLE. Many of them, I might add, involved in government. In the mayor's office. All over. Now all I have to do is delete the email so I do not feel tempted to email that guy back with the link from Snopes and call him an IDIOT.

For crying out loud.
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My life in pictures [Sep. 1st, 2006|12:30 pm]
Hidden behind a cut so as not to balloon your friendspage )
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(no subject) [Mar. 14th, 2006|01:52 pm]
[mood | sick]

the flu.

now my least favorite thing on earth. showing this week and hopefully this week only.

left work early on sunday due to overwhelming crappy feeling. called in sick monday morning and went to the doctor. doc's nurse, who gets no more of my trust ever, says 'oh, it's some respiratory thing' and throws antibiotics at me.

2:30 a.m. this morning-- ER. they swabbed my nose-- ew-- and figured out i have my least favorite thing on earth.

ack.
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Returning from the land of the dead [Mar. 7th, 2006|07:36 pm]
Note to self so I do not forget: See if Land of the Lost is on DVD.

If there are any other cool old television shows you'd like to suggest, please do. Does anyone remember the cartoon "Dungeons and Dragons"? It was awesome.

So, I am now past my probationary period at work. I got a small raise and am now a real boy, Gepetto! I mean... a real employee.

Last week, my boss told me we were going to be taking over the marketing for the Freedom Festival. And by 'we', she means just the two of us. And by 'taking over the marketing', she means starting from scratch. Oh heavens. I'm a little scared.

So, today... What seemed like a normal day at the casino but in reality turned really stressful, along with some complaints about the biologicals )

In other news... Dad's still trying to find out what's messing up his pancreas, Mom's doing fine. Grandma has stayed out of the hospital. Knock on wood.

And I miss everyone. The end!
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The funny things I hear [Feb. 1st, 2006|07:04 pm]
Drunk man: You called my name! You called my name! Woo-hoo, you finally picked a winner!


Host girl in the bullpen area: I had to look up a bunch of words on here, I didn't know what they meant. Ire? Emu? What the hell?


Patron: Why yes, my birthday is this month. I'll be 81!
Random passerby, unrelated to Patron: 81? Oh, baby, oh mama, lemme hug you! I need to hug you, you're 81!


Creepy slot-playing guy: Thank you, bless you. Jesus bless you. Oh, Lord, give me double double diamonds on this spin! Thank you, Jesus. SPANK THAT ASS! YEAH!


Sometimes, people's comments are just about the only things that get me through the day. :-) I'll update you all on my life when I find it!
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A few scattered thoughts [Jan. 23rd, 2006|07:14 pm]
Work's going fine. Honestly, it's pretty boring, save for this past week, when I got to fantasy shop with $50,000 for a giveaway, and today I got to meet two guys about buying a Jeep. I wish I had been buying it for me, but alas, I do not have $23,000 to toss around.

Commercials are starting to disturb me. In no particular order:

Burger King: Dude, the King is scary. If that thing came up to me with a sandwich, I would cry and hit him.

Radio Shack: Dear Radio Shack, please get rid of the giggly chick who's practicing giggling into her cell phones. It makes me want to plug up my ears and send you rotten vegetables in the mail. Thanks.

Various herpes medications: Look. Everyone who has herpes and knows it probably has medication. Why on earth are you advertising medication for it? No one's going to be like "WHAT? THERE'S MEDICATION FOR THAT BURNING WHEN I PEE?!@?!! RIGHT ON!" Just let it go, okay?

KY Warming Jelly: Okay, KY Jelly is one of those things that I just... can't see the point in advertising. I mean, if people need it, they'll get it, you know? Who watches television and says "Hey! Looky there! Personal lubricant! That commercial looks pretty awesome, I think I'll go buy some personal lubricant! Look at what I've been missing!"? No one. At least, I hope no one.

On that note: Milk, cheese, eggs, etc.: These are staples of people's kitchens. Do you really need to advertise milk? No one has forgotten about it. Totally weird. I mean, it would be like advertising flour.


I'm also a little perplexed as to the trend in entertainment that all our DVDs have to be "Uncut, unrated, un*insert kitschy movie-related term here*" You know what? All that means, nine times out of ten, is more boobs. I mean, come on. Is that necessary? No. And moreover, why, oh why, is it okay for women to be naked on movies and not men? I mean, really. Gettin' tired of it. Leave the movie the way it was, and forget the gratuitous boobshots. We can all do without it. Men, if you want to see that, rent a different kind of movie.

All right. I think that fulfills my whole "Man, I wanted to rant about something random" feeling I had.

Love y'all.
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tired [Jan. 16th, 2006|06:24 pm]
Ah, look, it's time for another entry. I can't for the life of me figure out why I'm updating, as I have absolutely nothing to update about. I don't want to be one of those people who only updates their journal to bitch about life, but at this given moment, that's what I'd do. I'm tired from work, which is tedious (though that's set to change, thank God), I'm lonely, as always, the freelancing job is driving me insane, what else is new?

I'm boring, and my life is boring. Why would I want to subject anyone else to that?

bah. Stopping there for now.
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Heather said I should update [Jan. 10th, 2006|08:40 pm]
So...

I always hesitate to update this because my life is boring. I'm still working at the casino, of course, because getting fired this soon would be pathetic. Let's see... Heather and I saw Rent and The Producers, and David and I saw The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Aside from movies, I'm in the middle of reading Son of a Witch and am actually disappointed in it. I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't enjoy Maguire's fiction as much when he's making it out of whole cloth instead of working with an established story.

My brother came in for Christmas, and it was actually really nice ot see him, no matter how stupid he is.

Which brings me to a whole other issue, because I'm thinking about my brother and his career in the Army, and I'm thinking about the soldier whose funeral was today.

Protest groups who should, quite frankly, be beaten and tied down-- NOT war protesters )

Sorry, that rant is past.

Anyway. Suddenly, I've lost my urge for updating. Maybe more later?
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Where to begin? [Dec. 17th, 2005|12:07 pm]
Okay...

First of all, congratulations to [info]lnorrigby for finishing finals! I know you did wonderfully!

Secondly... new job at the casino...

It's been a really hectic two weeks. I come home every night and sit down in front of the computer, wanting to write, but I find my brain has turned to mush.

I really, really enjoy the job, so don't get me wrong. It keeps me busy, it keeps me thinking, and it keeps me in the thick of things with people. Granted, it keeps me in the thick of things with people who say sleazy things, and why can't a guy be interested in me who ISN'T going to act ten years younger than he really is and ISN'T going to say sleazy things to me in front of patrons?

Ahem.

Also, yay for wingtips. *beams*

Anyway, apparently my boss likes me or something, since the girl I replaced was a total moron. It's always nice to be appreciated, and I had no idea what that was like before.

I had a dream that I sat down at a slot machine and pushed a button last night, and then panicked and waited for the gaming commission and state police to come after me. How pathetic is that?

I saw Chronicles of Narnia last night. I think I like the books better, and I was irritated at some of the lines that were changed to make the parallels to Scripture more obvious, because... come on. Don't mess with the books, especially not to make something MORE obvious that's already pretty clear. It just cheapens the literature and the existing parallels, I think, by making it look like someone's pushing an agenda.

Also, the guy that played Tumnus was darling. Made me remember why I liked his and Lucy's friendship so well.

All right. Am done babbling now. Promise.

If you didn't know this, FREE USERS NOW GET SIX ICONS! Yay!
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2005|10:21 pm]
All right, I need to update everyone on what I've been doing, and I'm REALLY BAD AT THAT.

First things first… my last day at Branson Public Relations was last Tuesday, and it was… wonderful. I didn't see my boss on my last day or the day before my last day. Awfully considerate of her, don't you think? Not only that, but she didn't even call. It actually made me happy.

Kim (coworker) had her last day today. Big congrats to her, as well. She's going to go work for her best friend, who's a dentist. We had a lot of dental clients. I've already seen her a few times since then, 'cause we're pathetic like that.

I had orientation Monday and Tuesday… let me tell you some of the funny rules.
Funny rules! )
First and second day! )
Also, as I told Heather earlier: Dear people who are too retarded to turn on their lights in inclement weather like a bunch of morons... okay, that sums it up, I don't need to write a letter.

Anyway, there's an event for the next three days, so I have to work tomorrow night from 8 until midnight. Whee! Drunken gamblers!

So, that having been said, I'm going to go to bed. :-) Thanks for being patient and reading it all! Oh! If I didn't already talk about it… let me check. Yup, I did. Never mind.
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Well... [Nov. 17th, 2005|09:01 am]
You are now reading the journal of someone who will be employed at Casino Aztar very soon. That's right, I got another job. I gave my two weeks' notice on Tuesday, and my boss actually took it really well. I think that's because she knows this place is tanking.

My job will be in the marketing department, assisting the Director of Marketing Promotions or something like that-- the HR gal wasn't lying when she said they all had insanely long titles. It's a pay cut-- quite a bit of one-- but after the probationary period, I'll have benefits, not to mention the opportunity for upward mobility. It would certainly be nice to know I could head upwards and not just stagnate. It'll mean some long days and probably some long nights, as well, but I think I'm up for it. I'm actually excited for a job for the first time in a LONG time.

Yesterday, we were supposed to do my birthday lunch. Bosslady asked me where I wanted to go, so I said Turoni's. I've been working on an article for the magazine about their brewery, and I started craving their pizza. So... we made those plans, but then she shows up and proclaims we're going to The Kennel Club, a members-only restaurant on the north side of town that makes frou-frou food. Why did she dictate where we'd go for MY lunch? Because her tailor and her afternoon appointment were on the north side. Oh, yes, I cannot wait to be gone from the selfishness.

It's quiet-- it seems like most of the work here is done, so my timing is very good. It's too quiet, really, and shows how poorly our business really is doing here.

Well, that's the long and short of what I have to say. Next week is Thanksgiving, and that, ladies and gentlemen, blows my mind.

Happy Turkey Day early, in case I don't post.
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This past weekend [Nov. 8th, 2005|08:59 am]
I'm going to try to make this fairly brief.

I know you all have already heard about the tornado, so there's no need for me to belabor the point. It passed through about a half mile from my house around 2:30 in the morning. My family, both extended and immediate, are all okay, though all a bit shaken up. We're hoping the storms tomorrow night don't amount to anything.

I'm tired and headachey and I think this weekend was just a little stressful. We were without power for around 36 hours, but we have power now, so that's good. It seems petty to be worried about such a thing when people lost their lives, but at the moment, it's all just... ack.

Anyway.

I have an audition process tomorrow morning (long story, the place is apparently weird) and an interview Thursday afternoon. Wish me luck.

I want to beat the hell out of my biological father. I don't want to get into it a whole lot, but I will say this: if you want to take the time to turn my whole frigging life upside down, to upset my parents and my family, to waste a ton of my emotional energy, then take the time to make it an ongoing relationship and not just an occasional amusement. I'm not a toy. I'm not a circus freak. Don't take a month to email me back when I say things are going badly with my life, and when you email me back on the day after my birthday and DON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT IT, don't expect me to be happy. I don't care about this man, and I don't have any real regard for him, but here's the thing... if you used my frigging birthday to find me on the internet and come bug me and my family, then take the time to remember it. Last year I got a card a week late that didn't even have a personal note written in it. I mean, why bother? If you're not going to be present, don't. In that case, I think your sperm was all the frigging participation any of us needed.

BAH.

I'm at work now and am on a deadline with my freelancing and I'm way behind. I guess I ought to go look into that.
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Fly-by update [Nov. 2nd, 2005|07:59 pm]
1) Mirror, Mirror by Geoffrey Maguire? AMAZING. No other words. I recommend it highly.

2) I have a job interview and an audition next week. What does this mean? Well, it means that on Wednesday I have to go in and, in a group of other people who are applying to work at the casino, I have to prove I have a personality. I have been warned I will have to do something like... the hokey pokey, the chicken dance, etc. I can't tell if this is to see if I can follow directions, know my butt from a hole in the ground, or just to see if I can have fun. It's not like I'm applying for a position on the floor. Anyway, Thursday is a bonafide interview with someone I actually know and have connections with who sought me out for the position, so... wish me luck. I may have to take a pay cut, but... benefits! And... upward mobility! And a job at a casino. I mean, come on. If that's not fun, what is?

3) Puppy! I can't believe I haven't posted pictures here! I will soon, I swear! He's the cutest puppy on EARTH.

All right. I gotta run! NaNoWriMo word count is... 5,300 at day 2. So that's good!
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2005|08:33 am]
I opened this up intending to write about a particular number of things, and now I'm so peeved at my boss I can't see straight. All I'm saying about it is that I do not feel sorry for her for any of her shortcomings, any of her sufferings, any of the problems she has, because I have watched her bring them on herself, create them from scratch, or make them worse recklessly, and I do... not... feel sorry for her, and I'll be damned if I'll ever let myself feel sorry for her again.

I hate Daylight Savings Time, if only for the fact that it messes up my sleep patterns. Then again, it felt like I got to lay in bed for another hour (though not sleeping) so maybe it wasn't so bad.

This weekend was really great, between getting together with the NaNo group and going to dinner with Paul and Amanda. Paul managed to convince a group of Chinese waiters that the three of us were a polygamous... group. Or something.

I came to work today dressed as someone who likes their job! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Also, I have an interview for a position at Casino Aztar next week. I was worried about how much it paid, but now I don't care. Wish me luck, please!

I'll be twenty-five in less than a week. I feel old.

JESSICA! ARE YOU READING THIS? HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONE DAY LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All right. I suppose I should pretend to do some work.
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Whee campin'! [Sep. 20th, 2005|09:54 am]
[mood | crazy]

Finally getting around to uploading my camping tale from the weekend.

I'm really way too tired to type out a litany of everything that happened this weekend, but a blow-by-blow summary? Sure, why not.

- Got a lot of writing done. Well, not a LOT but surely more than I've done lately.
- Read all of Caleb Carr's Killing Time today. If you want to hear more about that, let me know.
- Struck a match and had the flaming match head fly across the camper, an event that made me OMGWTF and search for the match head, which had apparently disappeared.
- We didn't have hot water for a while. Don't even ask. My dad is a moron.
- On Saturday morning, most of the members of our camping party (at least those who weren't asleep) went rummage saling. I, however, did not. Dad's parting words were "Hey, it looks like rain. See what you can do about that awning!" Well, as it turned out, what I could do was struggle like a jackass several times, but you have to give me credit-- not once did I even consider giving up. So strong was my perseverence that an older couple wandered over and proclaimed they had seen me struggling and could they help? Embarrassed, I said that no, when other members returned/got up, we would get it, but they said they could do it in no time-- they'd been eating their breakfast and wondering if I might use some help. They got said bastarding awning up in no time flat and wandered back to their camp. When my parents returned, I commanded them to go thank the good Samaritans. Turns out if I'd spent less time feeling like a fool and more time paying attention, I'd have recognized them-- they were the parents of someone Heather and I went to school with. I mean, we were in band and drama together. I went to a Christmas dance with him. The embarrassment simply grew at that point. Ah, well.
- Discovered that while my mother can stuff her camper full of eleventy million kinds of pots and pans, there is NOTHING PRACTICAL in that camper. For instance... no burn gel. That story will come later.
- Finally got hot water.
- Went to go fishing, which I had hoped would be a highlight of my weekend, only to find I had forgotten my fishing license at home. Don't get me started on the suckery of Indiana's fishing licenses this year, which I blame totally for me forgetting. Consolation was that fishing was not very good this weekend.
- When we get ready to leave, my father, who is often a prideful idiot, decided to dump hot water onto hot charcoal briquettes. If you don't know what happened, you're in the same boat my dad was in (though truthfully, he knew better): water + heat = steam, which will, in fact, burn you. POTS AND PANS, A TOASTER OVEN WE NEVER USE, EVERY TYPE OF CUTESY-ASS HAND TOWEL AND COORDINATED ACCESSORY YOU CAN THINK OF, BUT NO BURN RELIEF. HONESTLY. As I type this, he's driving and hissing and dipping his hands in ice. I don't know who's dumber, him or my mom.
- Also in the scheme of getting ready to leave was an escapade in which my father and I could not get the awning back UP. Different neighbor came by to help after taking pity on the hapless morons.

Anyway, am back home now and vastly grateful for it. Super tired, a little achy, but all in all, a good weekend. I also got an extra gig with the freelancing people-- proofing the magazine (ETA: the editing? Horrifying. These people write like idiots.). More hours = more money, even if I couldn't find the magazine at our local bookstores because our local bookstore employees are all asshats, can I get an amen?

I hope everyone had a good weekend.
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Mandatory update? [Sep. 16th, 2005|10:21 am]
[mood | crazy]

Britney Spears had a baby. I threw up in my mouth a little.

Work has been all right lately-- nothing too busy, so it's not like I can complain, but I can honestly confess to getting bored with it. We're not doing anything exciting, and I'm doing next to no writing, which sucks. But I did just send off two articles to the golf magazine people, who won't bother answering where I can find a copy of the last one. THANKS, idiots. Honestly, it's annoying.

*gets fed up and picks up the phone to call the guy*

And while I'm waiting for that, I wish I'd saved the description of the call I made to Cingular yesterday morning. Suffice it to say, most LOST customer service person EVER. It was pretty hysterical. He was so lost he ended up logging into his own bill to see if he could talk me through mine.

"Oh, hang on... why am I looking for rollover? I don't even have rollover, haha... my plan's totally different from yours!"

I just sat there. I mean, honestly, what the heck.

A guy just went buy on a Razor scooter, and as I said to Heather the other day, I can't even make fun of these people anymore. Look how much gas they're saving. I had a dream that gas prices were so bad I rollerskated to the movies to see a movie I didn't even want to see... all by myself. I thought about leaving the movie but I realized I'd already paid the money to see it.

Ah, my.

Well, I'm going camping this weekend. I hope to do some fishing. Wish me happy fishing with no catfish!
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You can't start a sentence with "it" [Sep. 8th, 2005|11:14 am]
[mood | worried]

So my boss decides yesterday that you can't start a sentence with "it." It (heh) was just one example of why my days are so weird around here.

I'm a little tired of this weird, aimless, free-floating anxious feeling I have. I don't know what I'm anxious about, or worried about, but it seems like I spend most of my time worrying that someone-- be that a friend, a boss, a coworker, a person I barely know-- is angry or upset with me. I think my peacemaker side of me is just getting worse and worse as I get older, and harder to appease. It should be the other way around, shouldn't it? I should start giving less of a hang about trivial things? But I don't.

I have to go mentor today. I worry about that, too, but why even get me started on my worrywart tendencies?

I haven't done enough writing lately. Like I've been writing, and it's all been on different little things, or things I'll never use, bits and scraps that don't really go anywhere. Maybe I've lost that motivation. Maybe I'm not really cut out to be a writer.

(Shake your booty. My officemate's radio insists. I, however, do not.)

Anyway. It seems I probably started this update with a particular destination in mind. I'm a little scared of September, as those addictive crack television shows will start again. Lost, particularly, and House, M.D. Worst of all is that James Marsters will be on Smallville. I don't know if I'm loyal enough to watch him. That show is teh suck, y'all.

And, just for Heather...

Wet crawl space???

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Boyfriends! [Sep. 2nd, 2005|10:59 am]
[mood | crazy]

Heather did a boyfriends entry, and heavens knows I don't have any real boyfriends, so I thought I'd entertain myself while I'm coughing through the workday and make a list of my boyfriends.

Cut because y'all don't really want to see pictures of my fantasy life, do you? )

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This, that, and some serious other [Aug. 31st, 2005|11:19 am]
[mood | contemplative]

Firstly, I locked my keys in my car last night at the gas station. You know, it's been a long time since I've done that, but last night the satellite was down for pay at the pump, so my routine got thrown off. Yes, I'm diverting blame. Shut it. Anyhow, it amused me.

Secondly, this hurricane stuff? It's awful. It's absolutely terrible, and I'm keeping everyone in my thoughts and prayers, but how can you really... I don't know, I can't even comprehend it.

Thirdly, have y'all read about Kentucky's governor?

FRANKFORT, KENTUCKY -- Gov. Ernie Fletcher on Monday granted blanket pardons to current and former members of his administration who have been charged in an investigation into alleged improper hiring.

The move came on the eve of Fletcher's appearance before a grand jury investigating his administration's hiring practices.

Fletcher said he would appear before the grand jury but would not testify. Nine current and former members of Fletcher's administration have been charged with misdemeanor violations of the state's personnel law for allegedly basing hirings on political considerations
.

After that happened, he went in front of the grand jury and took the fifth, giving no more than his name, address, and occupation. God, I can't tell if it's stupid, sad, or funny. Or wrong. Or all of those. I don't know if he's gutsy or freaking retarded or both. Regardless... [info]fattred1, are you reading this? This comment's for you... damned Republicans. :-D

Anyway. I'm coming down with some sort of illness or something. Not cool. NOT COOL! And I decided, I think, on an idea for National Novel Writer's Month. I may change my mind. I probably will. Eep.

The boss is gone today! Three cheers.
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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2005|10:25 am]
[mood | crazy]

So I say I'm going to update every day and then I wait like a month. I rule.

The office is a little crazy now because apparently we're financially hurting. I wonder if that's because she does things like charge her bunco parties to the office. HMMM.

It's freezing in here, but the weather's wonderful outside. I am really and truly trying to find something to put in here that shows there's something of importance going on in my life, but honestly, there's not. I could talk about the scary dream I had last night in which I was emceeing and directing a high school variety show and some of the dirtbag kids were trying to do a skit that contained incest and I told them they couldn't and then I had to yell to be heard. Then the maintenance guy from here at the hotel was trying to take his clothes off onstage and a friend from high school stumbled in, strung out on some kind of drugs.

It was messed up.


Someone make my boss have meetings all day today. I can't handle her being here. *panic*

I am in a new office! With windows! I just saw a Kentucky van cut someone off and get honked at and almost hit! Right on!
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